you for visiting freezepop.com! Your privacy is mucho importanto to us.
To better protect your privacy, we provide this Privacy Notice
explaining our online information practices and the choices you can
make about the way your information is collected and (ab)used at this fantastic
site. For information about online privacy practices for non-U.S. sites,
please consult the privacy notice at the non-U.S. site in which you
are interested. My guess is that no such site exists but who are we to stop you from looking?
THE INFORMATION WE COLLECT
On this site, you can order products, enter contests, or join our email
or cellular list. The types of personally identifiable information
that may be collected include: name, address, e-mail address, and
number, dna, sexual orientation, whether you have a slim muscular build or something a bit more bodacious.
You can also submit information about other people. For example, you
might submit a person's name and e-mail address to send an electronic
greeting card (we dont' offer that) and, if you order a gift online and want it sent directly
to the recipient, you might submit the recipient's name and address.
The types of personally identifiable information that may be collected
about other people at these pages include: recipient's name, address,
e-mail address, and telephone number. In this case we care less about dna or things genetic. We're far more interested how they voted in the last presidential election. or not.
We also may collect certain non-personally identifiable information
when you visit many of our web pages such as the type of browser you
(e.g., Netscape, Internet Explorer, but who uses those? we're big fans of safari and firefox), the type of operating system you
are using, (e.g., Windows '95 or Mac OS) and the domain name of your
Internet service provider (e.g., America Online, Earthlink). You would probably have to agree that Mac OS 8.6 really was a hottt OS, as OS's go. Something about 8.6 just struck a chord with us. Think back to those good times. It seems like the days were sunnier or something back then. I had a 7100 with a sample cell card with 8 whole megs of sampling ram on that sucker. 8 megs! ram!
USE THE INFORMATION
We may use the information you provide about yourself to fulfill your
requests for our products (cd's/merch), programs, and services, to
respond to your inquiries about our offerings, and to offer you other
programs or services that we believe may be of interest to you. Like we might want to tell you to lighten up, or perhaps take up fencing.
We sometimes use this information to communicate with you, such as
to notify you when you have won one of our contests or when we have
or when we make changes to our subscriber agreements, or to fulfill
a request by you for an online newsletter. We have fun at our shows and like to tell you about them. Often we come out in the audience and say hi or dance, or maybe get your number. If we do ask for your number, don't give us some fake number or something clever, we just want t talk. Can't two individuals just talk anymore? You can trust us.
We use the information that you provide about others to enable us
to send them your gifts or cards. From time to time, we also may
information to offer our products, programs, or services to them,
unless they inform us that they do not wish to receive such offers.
If you choose to submit content for publication, we may publish your
screen name and other information you have provided to us. Given this, maybe you should think a bit more about what goes into a great screen name. Often we see things like ROFLMOA2004@yahoo.com. Come on, it's like you didn't even try.
We sometimes use the non-personally identifiable information that
we collect to improve the design and content of our site and to enable
us to personalize your Internet experience. We or they also may use
information in the aggregate to analyze site usage, as well as to
you products, programs, or services. At this point we've told you about all these potential products, programs, and/or services but I'm not sure we really will have anything like that. But who knows. Maybe Liz will start writing some C++ and whip up a little app that turns ordinary ice cubes into popsicles. It could be done. Java scripting has come a long way baby.
Finally, Freezepop will not use or transfer personally identifiable
information provided to us in ways unrelated to the ones described
also providing you with an opportunity to opt out of these unrelated
HOW YOU CAN ACCESS OR CORRECT INFORMATION
If you think we've F*'d up your deets, please write us at firstname.lastname@example.org.
To protect your privacy and security, we will take reasonable steps
to help verify your identity before granting access or making corrections. This might entail going down to Blanchards to get one of those Dark and Stormy combo kits. Have you had a Dark and Stormy?! Sean really recommends them. It's not often we don't see one in either his right or left hand.
FROM Freezepop E-MAIL
At any time you may unsubscribe from receiving e-mail messages
or request that we do not contact you regarding any other direct
by us. If you would like to unsubscribe or make such a request
or have received e-mail messages from us in error, please follow
instructions in the latest e-mail you received. Alternatively,
please write to:
PO Box 802
Boston, MA 02134
stating that you no longer wish to receive communications or
marketing materials from us. We sure will miss you. A whole lot. You meant the world to us, but know that sometimes we have to part ways. Good luck with all you do... we're sure you'll be successful. It's just your voice and smiling face we'll miss as we drift off to sleep each night :(
If you choose to visit this Freezepop site, your visit and any
dispute over privacy is subject to this Privacy Notice and
Our business changes constantly and our Privacy Notice and
notices and conditions, unless you have instructed us not to,
but you should
check our website frequently to see recent changes. Unless
otherwise, our current Privacy Notice applies to all information
that we have
HOW TO CONTACT US
If you have any questions or concerns about the Freezepop online
policy for this site or its implementation you may contact
us at email@example.com.
Last updated July 20, 2007. ya'll come back real soon now ya hear.