harebrained scheme
(k. crooker, j.gamache)

i've got a friend and she's a beauty
i've got a friend and he's a cutie
they should be friends, if you know what i mean
it's all a part of my harebrained scheme

this girl i know is really sweet
the kind of girl he'd like to meet
i bet she's free on friday night
a pair of arms to hold her tight

i'm not nosy, i'm just concerned
people are hurting, they've all been burned
being alone is no way to be
don't worry at all, just leave it to me

i've got a friend and he's a smoothie
i've got a friend and she's real groovy
they should be friends, if you know what i mean
it's all a part of my harebrained scheme

this boy i know is really swell
the kind of boy who'd treat her well
i bet he's free on friday night
i'm sure it would turn out alright

i'm not nosy, i'm just concerned
people are hurting, they've all been burned
being alone is no way to be
don't worry at all, just leave it to me

i've got a friend and she's a beauty
i've got a friend and he's a cutie
they should be friends, if you know what i mean
it's all a part of my harebrained scheme
i've got a friend and he's a smoothie
i've got a friend and she's real groovy
they should be friends, if you know what i mean
it's all a part of my harebrained scheme

plastic stars
(k. crooker)

you say - there's no place you'd rather be when you're lying next to me
I say - there's no one 'd rather see when you're lying next to me
you say - that you never want to go when you're lying next to me
I say - that I want to take it slow when you're lying next to me

plastic stars in our private galaxy
synthpop stars come and play a show for me

you say - you are totally complete when you're lying next to me
I say - even your tears will taste sweet when you're lying next to me
you say - a better place cannot be found when you're lying next to me
I say - let's make my bed a playground when you're lying next to me

plastic stars in our private galaxy
synthpop stars come and play a song for me

you say - that you never want to go when you're lying next to me
I say - that I want to take it slow when you're lying next to me
you say - a better place cannot be found when you're lying next to me
I say - let's make my bed a playground when you're lying next to me
when you're lying next to me
when you're lying next to me ...

science genius girl
(k. crooker, j.gamache)

i'm a science genius girl
i won the science fair
i wear a white lab coat
dna strands in my hair

when i clone a human being
it will want to hold my hand
when i clone a human being
it will be a member of my band
it will be a member of my band
it will be a member of my band

scientific method girl
the theorems speak to me
microscope is in my hand
x1, x2, x3

when i clone a human being
it will want to hold my hand
when i clone a human being
it will be a member of my band
it will be a member of my band
it will be a member of my band

measure out the chemicals
safety goggles on my eyes
turn the bunsen burner on
my creation comes alive

i have cloned a human being
it is here and holds my hand
i have cloned a human being
it is now a member of my band
it is now a member of my band
it is now a member of my band
i have cloned a human being
it is here and holds my hand
i have cloned a human being
it is now a member of my band

get ready 2 rokk
(k. crooker, j.gamache)

hey, pretty boy, it's time to wake up
it's already after 10 o'clock
hey pretty boy, put on your make-up
it's time to leave, it's time to get ready to rock

hey, pretty boy, find something to wear
there's a party up and down the block
hey, pretty boy, put some gel in your hair
it's time to leave, it's time to get ready to rock

i try to wait and i try to be good,
i try to be patient, i know i should
i can't be held back when the streets call my name
i'm all dressed in black and i'm feeling no shame
it's time for me to rock.

hey, pretty boy, put on a pouty face
i'm down the stairs i've got the door unlocked
hey, pretty boy, I want to leave this place
it's time to leave, it's time to get ready to rock

hey, pretty boy, i can't wait no more
it shouldn't come as such a shock
hey, pretty boy, i'm out the door
it's time to leave, it's time to get ready to rock

hey, pretty boy, it's time to wake up
it's already after 10 o'clock
hey pretty boy, put on your make-up
it's time to leave, it's time to get ready to rock
hey, pretty boy, i can't wait no more
it shouldn't come as such a shock
hey, pretty boy, i'm out the door
it's time to leave, it's time to get ready to rock

i try to wait and i try to be good,
i try to be patient, i know i should
i can't be held back when the streets call my name
i'm all dressed in black and i'm feeling no shame
it's time for me to rock.

tenisu no boifurendo
(k. crooker, j.gamache)

sen shuumatsu dekakemashita
soshite anata o mimashita
anata wa tenisu ga joozu deshoo
machitaku nai desu, jaa ikimashoo

anata to watashi
anata to watashi

anata wa taitei
zuibun ogenki desu ne
tenisu no boifurendo
totemo ii desu yo

tenisu o shimasen ka?
watashi wa heta desu ga
mainichi watashi wa naraimasu
watashitachi wa tenisu o shimasu

anata to watashi
anata to watashi

anata wa taitei
zuibun ogenki desu ne
tenisu no boifurendo
totemo ii desu yo

demo kyoo ame ga furimasu
dakara uchi ni imasu
anata wa totemo kawaii desu
anata no heya e ikitai desu

anata wa taitei
zuibun ogenki desu ne
tenisu no boifurendo
totemo ii desu yo


t dj
(k. crooker, j.gamache)

T dj
T dj

somepeople ride the T
they ride it every day
sometimes they get to see
the famous T dj

the music's in the air
sometimes it's in his mind
with bleach-blond afro hair,
he's not too hard to find

T dj, he does alright
he makes us dance on a friday night
drives the green line with his groove
he can make all the people move

T dj
T dj

some people ride the T
they ride it straight or gay
nothing but drum beats matter
to the T dj

a big collection of
gay pride pins on his vest
trains are his obsession
T dj is the best

T dj, he does alright
he makes us dance on a friday night
drives the green line with his groove
he can make all the people move

T dj, he does alright
he makes us dance on a friday night
drives the green line with his groove
he can make all the people move
T dj, he does alright
he makes us dance on a friday night
drives the green line with his groove
he can make all the people move

T dj
T dj

somepeople ride the T
they ride it every day
sometimes they get to see
the famous T dj

a big collection of
gay pride pins on his vest
trains are his obsession
T dj is the best

T dj, he does alright
he makes us dance on a friday night
drives the green line with his groove
he can make all the people move
he can make all the people move
he can make all the people move


tracey gold
(k. crooker)

tracey gold - where have you gone girl?
tracey gold - where in the world?
tracey gold - what have u done girl?
tracey gold - my heart's in a whirl over u -
my brain's in a swirl over u
- my hair's in a twirl over u...

I want to touch your permed hair
tell boner life just aint fair.
stare at you without a care
now u are mine, now I am yours

love receiver - where did u go?
my dream weaver - nobody knows
lust deceiver - one that i chose
carol seaver - take off your clothes

tracey gold - where have you gone girl?
tracey gold - where in the world?
tracey gold - what have u done girl?
tracey gold - my heart's in a whirl over u -
my brain's in a swirl over u
- my hair's in a twirl over u...

love receiver - where did u go?
my dream weaver - nobody knows
lust deceiver - one that i chose
carol seaver - take off your clothes

tracey gold - where have you gone girl?
tracey gold - where in the world?
tracey gold - what have u done girl?
tracey gold - my heart's in a whirl over u -
my brain's in a swirl over u
- my hair's in a twirl over u...


robotron 2000
(k. crooker, j.gamache)

everyone is in a panic
world is gonna end
i just sit here in my shelter
pass time with my robot friend

robotron 2000
robotron 2000
robotron 2000
robotron 2000

the world's in chaos, now it's Y2K
he wants me in that special way
and whispers in his robot voice
'i'll keep you safe today,
and make you feel ok,
forget about doomsday."

runs on 6D batteries
reads poems, sings me songs
never felt like this before
i fell in love before too long

robotron 2000
robotron 2000
robotron 2000
robotron 2000


2-0-0-0, run for cover
2-0-0-0, robot lover.
2-0-0-0, run for cover
2-0-0-0, robot lover.

and when the air-raid sirens wail
he holds me in his metal arms
whispers in his soothing robot voice
"i'll keep you safe from harm,
and hold you in my arms,
i'll keep you safe from harm.'

robotron 2000
robotron 2000
robotron 2000
robotron 2000


2-0-0-0, run for cover
2-0-0-0, robot lover.
2-0-0-0, run for cover
2-0-0-0, robot lover.


vacation

go-go, cairo let's hop on a bus
bulletproof windows, dont put up a fuss.
go-go, tokyo let's hop on a plane
it's all so cute, it's so insane

sun is fun but the rain is fine, too
we could get it on in our hotel room
dance in france and eat baguettes
don't you know that's as good as it gets

daily routine is getting me down
i've got places to be
now is the time to get out of town
vacation time, so come with me

go-go,monaco let's hop on a bike
too many beaches that I like
go-go, rio let's hop on a boat
so many clubs, let's put it to vote.

okay, let's play roll the dice
at the casino, they treat you nice
let's flee to the sea take a trip
a fancy cruise on a swanky ship

daily routine is getting me down
i've got places to be
now is the time to get out of town
vacation time, so come with me

sun is fun but the rain is fine, too
we could get it on in our hotel room
dance in france and eat baguettes
don't you know that's as good as it gets

daily routine is getting me down
i've got places to be
now is the time to get out of town
vacation time, so come with me
so come with me
so come with me
so come with me
so come with me

tender lies
(carla norton, s. drinkwater)

yeah, i am blinded by your smiles
yeah, i would follow you for miles
your profile, ooh it shines so bright
yeah, you are in my heart tonight, tonight

tender lies, keep telling me tender lies
keep feeding me bedroom eyes
and your tender lies

your features couldn't be more right
there in the silver light tonight
i know i shouldn't stay too long
'cause everything, it will go wrong, go wrong

tender lies, keep telling me tender lies
keep feeding me bedroom eyes
and your tender lies
tender lies, keep telling me tender lies
keep feeding me bedroom eyes
and your tender lies

would that you loved me
tell me you want me
would that you loved me
tell me you want me

i lie awake and think of you
hoping that my dream will come true
i want to have you for my own
don't leave me waiting all alone, alone

tender lies, keep telling me tender lies
keep feeding me bedroom eyes
and your tender lies
tender lies, keep telling me tender lies
keep feeding me bedroom eyes
and your tender lies
tender lies, keep telling me tender lies
keep feeding me bedroom eyes
and your tender lies


summer boy
(k. crooker, j.gamache)

summer boy
summer boy

i first saw you
at the barbecue
standing in the shade
drinking lemonade

i'll never forget, when our eyes met
i'll never forget, our special sunset

summer boy, the sun is hot
summer boy, and so are you
summer boy, yeah i like what you've got
summer boy, i wanna be with you

we went to the pool
to try and stay cool
SPF 15
it's the summer scene

i'll never forget, when our eyes met
i'll never forget, our special sunset

summer boy, the sun is hot
summer boy, and so are you
summer boy, yeah i like what you've got
summer boy, i wanna be with you
summer boy, the sun is hot
summer boy, and so are you
summer boy, yeah i like what you've got
summer boy, i wanna be with you
wanna be with you

you keep me cool
when the weather's warm
you keep me safe
in a thunderstorm

summer boy, the sun is hot
summer boy, and so are you
summer boy, yeah i like what you've got
summer boy, i wanna be with you
summer boy, the sun is hot
summer boy, and so are you
summer boy, yeah i like what you've got
summer boy, i wanna be with you
i wanna be with you
summer boy, i wanna be with you


freezepop forever
(k. crooker, s. drinkwater, j.gamache)

liz enthusiasm is my name
wearing funky clothing that will put yours to shame
shopping about 18 hours a day
you'll find me in thrift shops or on ebay.
furry coat and plastic skirt and platform boots
swedie is my puppy dog, we're in cahoots
updated f-pop.net today
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i was made with all the latest technology
search for new wave records that are rare
in fancy ties, eye makeup, and funny hair
synthesizer playing is my trade
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i am turned off 18 hours a day
the other 6 are spent pretending to play in...

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the duke of candied apples is my name
making blippy beats that will put yours to shame
email me, duke@freezepop.net
1.7 gigs of spam is what you'll get
silver slacks and tight tshirt and cyber-sneaks
the resonating filter is what I will tweak
sleeping about 18 hours a day got out of bed to come and play my

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Q-Y-7-0, only B.I.A.B. with the means
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